晚上我室友激怒了我，我让他赶紧在我面前消失，他说：“你有能耐就让我消失啊！ ”于是我就果断关灯了。[the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.外科医生正要作脑移植手术。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.你可从两个脑子中选个给你。医生告诉病人，心理学家的大脑1000美元，政治家的大脑10000美元the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.病人很惊讶二者间的差别，政治家的大脑好些吗？他问the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.医生说：不是好些，只是没有用过[下班回家看见我室友正在和我女朋友在床上大战!我愤怒的吼了一声,哥们转过脸嘿嘿一笑