回复 Coutu : 这部《让笨蛋变聪明在线播放风车动漫》有个老头用篮子装了几只小鸡去赶集,不料乡下的中巴车特别拥挤,老头上车没座位,提着小鸡不方便。这时见自己面前座位上的是个20来岁的小姑娘,老头对着自己面前的小姑娘说:小姑娘把你的腿掰开,让我把小鸡鸡放在下面可以吗!小姑
回复 Bassas: the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.外科医生正要作脑移植手术。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.你可从两个脑子中选个给你。医生告诉病人,心理学家的大脑1000美元,政治家的大脑10000美元the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.病人很惊讶二者间的差别,政治家的大脑好些吗?他问the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.医生说:不是好些,只是没有用过[
回复 米契尔·哈思曼: 我有个女同事比较矮才158cm,我比较高快190了。昨天我很认真的给她表白。她随口说了一句“你是想找根拐杖吧?”求我心里阴影面积多大。[
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